Monday, February 23, 2004

New National Symbol

The government announced today that it is changing its emblem to a condom because it more clearly reflects the government's political stance.
A condom: stands up to inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security while you're actually being screwed.
Damn, it just doesn't get more accurate than that.

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