Jack and his cousins!

Toothaches...

...suck.

Just an FYI.

Update: Wednesday, November 30, 2005 4:22am

It looks like I will be making a trip to the ER and/or dentist after getting the kids off to school. I am hoping to drop Julia off with my father.

What started off as a toothache has turned in to the left side of my face looking like I was used as a punching bag, to the point that my eye is almost swollen shut. The pain itself is barely there (thanks to the two Vicodan I took at 11 last night) but the swelling keeps getting worse, no matter how often I ice it.

I would take a picture to show y'all, but I might break the camera lens. Seriously, I look like a monster! Hey and no wise guy comments on that(AHEM RYUN)!

Anwyay, back later at some point to let y'all know how I made out!

Update 2 Wednesday, November 30, 2005, 2:32 pm.

I left the dentist with prescriptions for Motrin and Penicillin. Apparently, I have an abcessed tooth which is really weird considering how little pain I was in. Anyway, I was given an option...root canal for $724.00 after insurance or extraction for $115.00 after insurance.

My choice: Rip the sucker out. It's in the back and no one would be able to tell, unless I smiled, like really, really wide or something. Even then it might be hard. But yeah, $ 724.00...I don't think so.

I will be going back after the infection is gone.

Emily

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The( Not So) Joys Of Motherhood

So, I was laying down on the couch with Julia, throwing her up in the air above me, cathcing her, and then tickling her. She was laughing so hard, she eventually got the hiccups. They weren't too bad though so I kept going. I tossed her in the air and she tossed her breakfast...all over my face. Yeah. I am pretty sure I may have removed some skin I scrubbed my face so hard.

Mommy lesson # 345: When the kid gets the hiccups, it's time to stop making her laugh.

Barry and Elliot...

...or Bernie and Phyl?

Who do you find more annoying?

Yum!

01. CHEESE or CHOCOLATE? Cheese.
02. BLUEBERRIES or STRAWBERRIES? Blueberries.
03. COFFEE or TEA? Coffee.
04. CORN MUFFIN or ENGLISH MUFFIN? Corn Muffin.
05. PANCAKES or FRENCH TOAST? French Toast.
06. YOGURT or CREAM CHEESE? Yogurt.
07. RICE or PASTA? Pasta.
08. CAKE or PIE? Pie.
09. GROUND BEEF or GROUND TURKEY? Ground Beef.
10. HOT DOGS or HAMBURGERS? Hamburgers.
11. JELLY or MARMALADE? Jelly.
12. SNAPPLE or REGULAR SODA? Regular Soda.
13. DIET SODA or NO SODA? No soda.
14. LEMONADE or ICED TEA? Iced Tea.
15. CHERRIES or GRAPES? Grapes.
16. CHOCOLATE QUIK or STRAWBERRY QUIK? Chocolate Quik.
17. WAFFLES or PANCAKES? Waffles.
18. WHITE BREAD or WHOLE-GRAIN/WHEAT BREAD? Whole-Grain/Wheat.
19. PEAS or CARROTS? Carrots.
20. PUDDING or FRUIT-FLAVORED GELATIN? Fruit-Flavored Gelatin.
21. COLD CEREAL or HOT CEREAL? Cold Cereal!
22. KETCHUP or MUSTARD? Mustard.
23. MUSTARD or MAYONNAISE? Mustard.
24. MAYONNAISE or KETCHUP? Ketchup.
25. BLACK OLIVES or GREEN OLIVES? Black Olives.
26. ONION or GARLIC? Garlic.
27. PLAIN BARBECUE or BARBECUE WITH SAUCE? Plain Barbecue.
28. SCRAMBLED EGGS or FRIED EGGS? Fried Eggs.
29. EGGS or EGG REPLACEMENTS? Eggs.
30. MEAT or VEGETABLES? Meat.
31. CHINESE TAKE-OUT or PIZZA? Pizza.
32. SUSHI or DELI SANDWICH? Deli Sandwich.
33. WHITE CLAM CHOWDER or RED CLAM CHOWDER? White Clam Chowder.
34. KEY LIME PIE or LEMON MERINGUE PIE? ! Lemon Meringue.
35. PIE & ICE CREAM or CAKE & ICE CREAM? Pie & Ice Cream.
36. WHIPPED CREAM or CAKE FROSTING? Whipped Cream.
37. HONEY or MAPLE SYRUP? Maple syrup

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